a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022
Get the rigor mortis mug.Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).
My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.
by OldManRealist December 15, 2023
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Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!
DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!
Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!
Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!
by littlelady111 March 1, 2023
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Get the rigor morty mug.~Extremely similar to "Rigor Mortis" which is the stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.
•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.
•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.
Did you hear about Muggy? Pre•Rigor Mortis definitely crept in at somepoint on the front nine today well before we grabbed the glizzies at the turn and headed to the back. He looked like a statue riddled with an indescribable type of pain. Almost as if the veins that support his joints and muscles were playing a terrible prank and decided to pump concrete mixed with volcano lava instead of normal blood, He still shot the lowest round of all of us out there today and left with our pride and money, but he could hardly even swing the golf club out there this afternoon.
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