The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.
Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.
by poopy_nuts November 08, 2011
Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.
by MBackhandSpecialist August 15, 2011
by bassplayer2493 November 07, 2009
When a bitch is on all fours, you spread her cheeks, completely flatten your tongue on her clit and lick up until you get to the top of the crack, and go back down to the clit.
Bum-ass Mfer - "Bro i was eatin this bitch pussy from the back givin her a MONGOLIAN PAINTBRUSH."
Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."
Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."
Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."
Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."
by Vic_Sigma_Nootz_420 January 07, 2023
stupid self centered unreliable cocky bitchy ass-licking cock sucking pussy eating wretched fucking hoe
she thinks shes so fucking gorgeous even thought her face is filthy with acne fucking scars
shes so fucking inconsiderate but thinks everyone loves her
shes a not a fucking virgin and she did more than 30 times with this boyfriend that didnt even like her and even did AFTER they broke up, i mean seriously how slutty is that
has no fucking ass or tits yet thinks she has an amazing body fucking lotsa inside thight fat, shaped like an upright rectangle with a fucking bigass head and oily ass hair.
the thinks shes the best when everyone talks shit to her and behind her. shes fucking annoying, i wish she would live somewhere far far away.
she thinks shes so fucking gorgeous even thought her face is filthy with acne fucking scars
shes so fucking inconsiderate but thinks everyone loves her
shes a not a fucking virgin and she did more than 30 times with this boyfriend that didnt even like her and even did AFTER they broke up, i mean seriously how slutty is that
has no fucking ass or tits yet thinks she has an amazing body fucking lotsa inside thight fat, shaped like an upright rectangle with a fucking bigass head and oily ass hair.
the thinks shes the best when everyone talks shit to her and behind her. shes fucking annoying, i wish she would live somewhere far far away.
by just someone out there June 05, 2011
The act of receiving simultaneous anal cunnilingus and a hand job immediately after receiving a blumpkin following a hard, sweaty workout.
Roommate 1: Hey we're out of toilet paper.
Roommate 2: Thats ok, just get a mongolian barbecue with your girlfriend.
Roommate1: I better make sure we still have toothpaste.
Roommate 2: Thats ok, just get a mongolian barbecue with your girlfriend.
Roommate1: I better make sure we still have toothpaste.
by cuseJenkem July 11, 2009
When your boss asks you out to lunch so he can murder you and play "Weekend at Bernie's" with your corpse.
by Apollo1 August 09, 2011