mom

made of money

child: Mom can we get some Mcdonalds
Mom: what do you think i am made of money
Child: inst that what mom stands for

by #therealqueen November 8, 2018

mom

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 6, 2022

Mom

A human that tells you to clean your room and you may not like it but you should love and respect your mother (mike)

I love my mom

by EbAg the great November 9, 2020

Mom

The woman who doesn't stop loving you. She always is there for you, and will always be there for you. She has done everything you have asked, you wanted her to do, and she got up in the middle of the night, just to take care of you, to. Make sure to take care of your mom, and love her unconditionally, because you need to pay her back and she won't be here for very long. I love you mom.

Daughter: Mom, can I go somewhere with my friends!
Mom: No, sorry hunny.
Daughter: You are the worst mom ever!
Mom: Gosh, am i the worst mother in the world? I should go apologize

by oofergangoofergang October 30, 2019

mom

the best woman in the world that could live so respect and love her till the day u die and love her even when u are dead

i love u mom

by * Trinity * June 30, 2020

mom

someone that makes you do homework and doesn't help you ever and always corrects you in sentences you are saying

me:says finna
my mom:its 'about to'

by zeroism April 8, 2021

mom

the woman that pushed u out her pussy

"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"

by Br_itachi27 October 27, 2021