Noun. A male version of a mistress. A man having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married woman.
Her mister-ess was patiently waiting in his car to go out with her. She knew she wasn’t going to pay anything for the dinner. The mister-ess took her back home and gave her a doggie bag to give to her kids at home.
by venomfactor13 September 12, 2019
Get the Mister-essmug. A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017
Get the crispy mistermug. by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021
Get the Mister montanamug. by thenoobplayer June 14, 2023
Get the to mister producermug. when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant
by Nigherferb March 5, 2022
Get the mister squidwardmug. by geniusH August 6, 2006
Get the mister bigglesworthmug. Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."
Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.
by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011
Get the Scissor Mistersmug.