When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
by JT2025 December 27, 2024
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Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025
Get the Midwest sober mug.When a male has sex with a female and holds her leg in the air and straddles her other leg simultaneously farting
Anakin: “Hey Tony, did you see how I gave Susan a Midwest Harmonica last night?”
Tony: “I wish that was me”
Tony: “I wish that was me”
by Magic Cheese December 10, 2025
Get the Midwest Harmonica mug.he term Midwest Princess can be open to interpretation and often varies based on individual perspectives. Generally, it refers to a distinct persona or aesthetic seen in certain regions of the American Midwest. Characteristics commonly associated with a Midwest Princess include:
Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops.
Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature.
Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners.
Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.
Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops.
Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature.
Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners.
Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.
by itsthevibes June 6, 2024
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"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is such a great album!"
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is giving slay"
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is giving slay"
by randominusII August 4, 2024
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Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.
by ajm3 June 6, 2025
Get the Midwest Mojito mug.The act of doing a neighbor a favor such as mowing the yard, or shoving snow without telling them.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.
"Neighbors yard is getting tall, better mow it for them. "
"You going to ask them first?"
"Nope, Midwest trespass."
"You going to ask them first?"
"Nope, Midwest trespass."
by anonymous June 12, 2025
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