Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent

I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night

by CliccLiKe May 3, 2020

Dong Mao

it has no definition it can be put into anywhere

it can be used as a verb a noun an adjective a dong mao

by boogadan May 30, 2019

Mao

A fun card game inspired by the cruel dictator, Mao. The idea of the game is to win without "The Dealer" giving any clear instructions on how to play. Each violation of a rule the dealer makes or mistake made by a player is a penalty, and a card is given to that player. The first player to run out of cards wins the game of Mao.

Sarah: "The game of Mao is now in session."

Chris: "Wait, how do we play?"

Sarah: "Talking." *hands card*

Chris: "What??"

Sarah: "...Talking." *hands another card*

by Bob Ross, Creator of Infinite October 12, 2018

Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

by [e-mail] September 17, 2021

In the Mao

When someone is 'in' or when someone does something sick. However, it 'mao' can be used for other things. The 'mao' is essentially a metaphor to whatever the user wishes it to be. Short version is 'itm'

When your friend just got their interest's number
"Dude Joey is in the mao!"

When your crush and you have a heart on snapchat
"Bro I'm in the mao"

When you score a basket from halfcourt
"IN the mao!"

When you get an A on your math test
"YOooOOOO, innnnnnn the mao!"

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

Den Mao

A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.

Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.

by Servant of the Den Mao May 25, 2024