A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.
by sternwise October 2, 2006
Get the David Lynchmug. Someone with no intelligence and who carries a pea brain inside a large oval shaped skull with 99% of the worlds ‘Ryan Lynch’s’ are homosexual
by Phil Bradley chambers May 2, 2019
Get the Ryan Lynchmug. by A_Clumsy_Potato August 20, 2018
Get the Caleb Lynchmug. Synonym: Quacker
1.)To walk with a fake limp to make people think your black, but instead of looking black you look like a duck.
1.)To walk with a fake limp to make people think your black, but instead of looking black you look like a duck.
by fpm12 March 25, 2003
Get the the jimmy lynchmug. Kane & Lynch is one of the most incoherent game series ever created by game company IOInteractive. From dialogue that consists 99% of swear words, to a storyline that you'd almost have to be mentally numbed to understand, a Kane & Lynch is a failure so epic that it transcends normally boundaries of the english language. To "pull a Kane & Lynch" is to, in a sense, fail so badly that your fail actually implodes on itself like a giant black hole and becomes a win.
Bob: Hey Bob, I pulled a Kane & Lynch today.
Bill: Oh so you threw away all your hopes and dreams?
Bob: Yeah, pretty much.
Bill: Oh so you threw away all your hopes and dreams?
Bob: Yeah, pretty much.
by Domino July 15, 2011
Get the Kane & Lynchmug. by djsmyth September 17, 2013
Get the Daniel lynchmug. by Ryan December 1, 2003
Get the Connor Lynchmug.