lolph

intransitive v.

1. To laugh out loud in such a manner as to ralph.

2. To violently eject the contents of one's stomach by cause of laughing out loud.

After eating a lunch consisting of 7 scoops of ice-cream, Katie could not help but to lolph on the other student's bikram yoga mat when she heard an indisputably hilarious knock-knock joke mid-pose.

by detectivist October 5, 2011

Lompton

Slang for lombard used by the real ogs of lompton hood

P1: Aye let’s go to lompton and get that gas pack

P2: lets go! Best weed but scary mother fuckers

by Yomomu669 October 16, 2020

lolphail

Phailing beyond all comprehension.

Wow, you just lolphail'd during that entire match of Galo.

by Metal Theory October 6, 2008

loophole

In several 12-step fellowships, it is generally looked down upon and discouraged (not by everyone) to sleep with someone under a year clean, especially if you have over a year clean. The loophole refers to catching the "newcomer" before he/she even gets clean, therefore providing a valid excuse for the incident(s) to be perfectly moral and justified.

Yo man, I'm thinking about trying to fuck Sheila, she's only got like 37 days though..." --"Definitely do it, who gives a shit what people say, that's 37 days too many in my opinion. I just fucked a girl who had zero days a few nights ago, real talk." "Word, that's awesome - you found the loophole.

by pure insistence April 3, 2011

Lumphead

A person whose head is lumpy

"Heyyyyyyyyy Fred, you coming to the game tonight lumphead?"

by Cameron (ectoskeletal.tk) March 14, 2003

limphaga

Cool, Awesome, Dope. surfer term

That dude is so limphaga.

by stu May 13, 2005

loaph

Laughing
Outta
All
Possible
Holes

"I forgot it was halloween and opened the door and there's this guy with a freakin SWORD! I was so frightened I pissed myself...etc"
"LOAPH!"

by Tinker March 27, 2005