lessessities

Can also be spelled: lessessity, lecessity, lecessities. Anything you need that can be done without for now. Something to go on the shopping list that can wait for payday because it's not alcohol based.

"Dude, stay on target. Only what you can carry. No cart, no basket, no lessessities."

by ginsoak August 18, 2007

less claypool

Singer and lead bass for the band primus. And the only one qualified to play a bass with more than 5 strings, or a whammy bar.

less claypool is the man

by jack f July 1, 2008

Less than

Means that someone is telling you that you're different than everyone else

She is less than everyone else

by emotrash17 July 14, 2019

skiing lesson

When one "teacher" demonstrates how to ski by the help of two male "students" on either side allowing the "teacher" to use their poles for a hands on experience.

Becky gave Tim and I the best skiing lesson last night. We both finished the course!

by NoxoN August 17, 2007

Spanish Lessons

Going to the strip club.

Spanish lessons are expensive!

by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013

Huxtable Swimming Lesson

Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"

Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson

by Motherfuckinglyricalwordsmith August 23, 2010

couldn't care less

A phrase meaning "The degree to which I care about this could not possibly go lower." Most people naturally interpret it to mean "I care about this as little as any human could; my degree of care is 0".

But it can also be interpreted to mean "I care about this to a certain extent (which may be a little or a whole lot) and there is no way in hell my caring is ever going to drop."

Arguments about this can get pretty heated, with Team Couldn't Care Less tending to care more.

"Guess what happened on Dancing with the Stars last night?"
"Please don't bother me with that, I really couldn't care less about it."

"Mr. Politician, do you care about America?"
"I'm glad you asked that. I care about America more than anything in the world, and I couldn't care less, not in a million years. You'll have to pry my care from my cold dead hands."

by Lenoxus July 7, 2012