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Lowe's Lemonade Stand

The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.
Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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the lemonade stand

a dude does a hand stand and pisses in his own mouth while doing the hand stand!
jesus!, u should have seen greg the other day, he did "the lemonade stand" , it was sick!!
by gsp1983 October 14, 2011
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Texas Pink Lemonade

texas pink lemonade: when you put a straw in someones urethra then suck the urine out. May or may not end with one party climaxing. Results may vary.
Ethan: She seemed like a nice church girl, but then she asked me to do a Texas pink lemonade on 'er.
Eric: What a kinky bitch!
by scarez_was_here November 10, 2018
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San Fran Lemonade Stand

When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.
by The inventor December 16, 2005
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Lemonade

A cheap drink little kids can often be found selling, though they don't really use water as an ingredient in the making process. Thus, giving it its yellowish color.
Little Brat: "Would you like to buy some lemonade sir? It's only 25 cents per glass."

Man: "Sure, I'll buy some!" (Drinks and starts to gag) "Hey! What you put in this... drink."

(Little Brat ran off)
by Misty117 June 14, 2011
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Lemonade Mouth

Lemonade Mouth - n. - A cotton mouth like side effect experienced after having urine expelled into the mouth.
Man, I just came back from the Men's Bath House and I've got a terrible case of Lemonade Mouth.
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Lemonade Stand

A male or woman who claims others to be thirsty but continue to wear revealing clothing that can represent them as easy.
She called me thirsty but that Lemonade Stand look like she was open for business...false advertisement.
by 13Nation December 22, 2014
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