Dude #1 - Yo bro, got any pussy lately?
Dude #2 - Nah bro I've been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. What should I do?
Dude #1 - Ever try a hooker?
Dude #2 - Fuck no, I aint going near that genital lasagna
Dude #2 - Nah bro I've been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. What should I do?
Dude #1 - Ever try a hooker?
Dude #2 - Fuck no, I aint going near that genital lasagna
by rohan_rildil November 05, 2012
When you take a huge shit in the toilet, wipe your ass, pee, take another shit in the shit hole, wipe again, have diareha. poop and pee together, wipe once again, shard, and flush. If it does not go down, it is officially a POOP LASAGNA!!!!
DUDE I just made a giant 10-layer poop lasagna!! It won't go down! Maybe a pencil will make it go down!!
by Robbie Swain March 13, 2010
by Stiky licky dicky February 24, 2019
Used to describe anybody who thinks they are better than you/everybody likes them, when it is really the other way around. An insult.
by Subscribetopewdiepie March 13, 2019
The uttermost discrimination of the femal kind whomst refuse to send the pictures of the bob and vigane even though you asked politely
by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON December 13, 2018
by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019
A Lasagna-buddy is a special kind of buddy who gets you and knows your feels. You can trust them, and although sometimes they may be mysterious they are also wondrous. A Lasagna-buddy is a special type of buddy, formed only in the darkest and brightest of times. They are loved by many people, they are a unicorn rainbow shower on a dark day. The bonds between a lasagna-buddy and their chosen friends are strong. They tend to make everything around them better than before, like a walking-talking giant prism intersecting light rays. It is said there is a lasagna-buddy for every person.
"I want a lasagna-buddy for Christmas"
"Tell me about it"
*Stares off emotionally into the distance*
"Tell me about it"
*Stares off emotionally into the distance*
by Bluegnome December 12, 2014