by Made up words its great January 27, 2024

Half pint of birra moretti, half pint of lemonade, a shot of pimms. Dont judge until you try it.
creator - Hugo Austin
creator - Hugo Austin
by Hugofuckingaustin September 23, 2022

by MsSuperwoman February 2, 2023

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by KillerRobotDuck February 6, 2021

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
