lolpinch

The act of accidentally clenching one's anus, while shitting, as a reflex action caused by something funny.

I was reading B3TA on the shitter, right, and the crudest of all crudely drawn cocks totally made me lolpinch.

by Tehnath December 14, 2010

lolpops

An expression of laughter used mostly by cute people.
From the word 'lol'; should not to be confused with 'lollipops'.

M: I totally can't wait for that new programming book to come out!
K: lolpops, you nerd!
M: ...mmm...lollipops...

by Flatland_Kid November 26, 2010

Lolaphucas

When someone is uncontrollably laughing out loud.

Bobby: As soon as he turfed, she had a lolaphucas moment.

Steve: What a clownshoe!

by Brighamman0 April 4, 2011

lolapropism

The action of stating an internet-born acronym conversationally, rather than in a text based format.

Uses of lolapropisms:
"Totes Lolapropes: I see what you did there."
"'Oh, Em, Gee'. On instagram they look amaze, but filters don't work 'I Are Ell'. 'Lawl'! 'Gee Tee Eff Oh'!?"
"At first I 'Rof-l`d', then I lol'd, but then I was all 'Wuh Tuh F'uh'!"
"Tumblr is a bit ... 'I Dee Kay'... There's like eleventy pictures of cats and the rest is porn 'Tee Bee H"

by Paul L`astname May 24, 2013

LOLOPMELOLOL

A Minecraft term for someone who reads a joke and however unfunny it appears to be they type a form of laughter implying that they want something for laughing at your horrible joke.

Hey Evan. / Evan - What? / Chicken. / Evan - LOLOPMELOLOL

by IAmACoolCat August 21, 2013

lolspatch

lolspatch - another word for Steri-Strips (skinny band-aids). Used when you laugh out loud so that the sides of your mouth split and the blood comes out.

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - ha ha ha ha ha

Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?

Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the flesh back together with a lolspatch

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - HA HA HA HA HA
Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?
Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the torn flesh back together with a lolspatch

by Swatter Tom April 5, 2015

lolsplain

To explain the humour of a joke to the author or person responsible for it, or to explain how it could be funnier.

Marty tried to make a joke at the pub, and Frank full on lolsplained it.

by dreddy June 11, 2015