2 definitions by Tehnath

The act of accidentally clenching one's anus, while shitting, as a reflex action caused by something funny.
I was reading B3TA on the shitter, right, and the crudest of all crudely drawn cocks totally made me lolpinch.
by Tehnath December 13, 2010
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How 'religion' should be spelt, obviously.
I have the answers to life, love, happiness, health, wealth, relgion and all of society's problems.
by Tehnath August 3, 2016
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