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My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
mugGet the My phone flew to my left/right handmug.

left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 8, 2013
mugGet the left handed commentmug.

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.
by mousel October 10, 2019
mugGet the left-handed drivewaymug.

Eliza Coupe Are Left`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Are Left`~`Handed
Eliza Coupe Are Left`~`Handed
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
mugGet the Eliza Coupe Are Left`~`Handedmug.

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed
Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
mugGet the Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handedmug.

left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC
Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
mugGet the left handed douche flutemug.

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
mugGet the left-handed turkey sandwichmug.

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