Krusty

-To have no friends
-To be a scrub
-Does not eat uncrustables
-Listens to "Too Good" and "Gold Digger" on replay

That kid Isaac is so Krusty.

by ClarkIsAfraidOfTheDark December 20, 2016

The Krusty

When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock

Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?

by Frederick1 November 03, 2021

Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.

"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."

by Robbie Carton Comedian July 29, 2022

Krusty Krab

A song by DARC NiTE establishing rape, byhim saying "She wants my krusty krab"

She wants my krusty krab
I make them in a lab
She wants them so bad
I refuse shes so sad
Cause I'm Michael Jackson Bad

by TheIceCreamMan42302 September 14, 2017

Krusty Krab

The act of drying out your partners vagina with a low heat blow dryer before inner coarse.

I hit her wit the krusty krab.

by Justjokesdontchoke September 05, 2023

Krusty Krab

A restaurant in the show spongeBob Squarepants that serve the bikini bottom famous krabby patties.

The Krusty Krab is an amazing place to eat!

by Stupidly_wise_1 July 17, 2019

Krusty Krab

Not Patrick Star.

I'm not a Krusty Krab!

by THICK JUICY MEATS November 01, 2021