Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”

Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.

by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022

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Krusty Krab Pizza’d

When you order a pizza and a drink, but the delivery guy forgets to bring the drink.

“I just got Krusty Krab Pizza’d by Dominos.”

by Krexxal April 8, 2022

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Krusty

To own a blue iPad that has been krustily deep fried in oil. If you have been named as a Krusty person, then people view you as someone who sheds a lot of bread crumbs.

"Why is he so Krusty?"

by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021

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A lyric from the improved Jay-z song "Change Clothes" sung by pharrell describing the peeps with the krustiest skin EVER - ms. Paper and Kyrie

Ha Haaaa, Krusty Krusty

Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.

A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.

by Sincerely, the BCC class of 2008 February 2, 2005

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