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kobe

1.a rly good bball player
2.a gun
1. kobe just put up 40 the other night.
2.u dont wanna mess with me man i got yung kobe homie
by ;xfgnjk;nh;k August 13, 2005
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Kobe

'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs

'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs
Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog

Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog
by Geeter August 16, 2006
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kobe's

24 inch rims for your ride.
Damn!!! Check out that Hummer sitting on Kobe's!!!
by Freddy Ortiz June 18, 2008
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Kobe

A word used to describe tossing a small object into or towards a goal of some sort, followed by an unneeded, over dramatic celebration.

To be considered a true Kobe, the toss must require no skill, and must be so painfully simple that anyone could easily repeat the same toss.
You toss a used sheet of paper into the trash can directly beside your desk. KOBE MOTHA FUKAS!!!!! And then you erratically begin to dance and wave your arms while running circles around the room.
by Lord Azzarth December 24, 2010
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[kobe]

the act of taking a large cock up one's rectum.
FK got a kobe in miami and couldn't sit down for 3 days.
by xtranche March 4, 2008
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Kobe

Michael Jordans Son...
Not as good as MJ but pretty all right compared to some other players...
(Don't hate, appreciate)
by STEVO May 26, 2003
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Kobe

Here's a few things that people fail to relize about Kobe...

1. Kobe's a ballhog. The thing with Kobe, is he's a victom of the system. Phil Jackson is the kind of guy that goes out there and tells one player on the team to take the shots. In his days with Michael Jordan to his days with Kobe, Phil Jackson has always been the biggest ballhog in the NBA. Kobe goes out there, and attemps 15 shots a day. Does that mean he's selfish? Of couse not, becuase that's how Phil Jackon works.

Now, take 2004 when Phil Jackson WASN'T the coach. That year, Kobe reaches a career high in assists a game!

2. Kobe ruined the Laker's dynasty. Definitly a strange claim since I doet anyone here on urban dictionary works for the Lakers and has knoledge of what happens behind close doors. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that lies about something negative.

3. Kobe's a racist. How are you going to tell me Kobe committed rape WHEN YOU NEVER SAW HIM DO IT!? Think about that
People are so ignorant it makes me sick. People will say anything to make Kobe look bad.
by Go Backz December 4, 2006
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