Kenneth

Someone who claims they will abstain, but inevitably end up balls deep.

I came home from work one day expecting to finish the bottle of Jack Daniels i had started on the night before, but was unpleasantly surprised to find that my roommate Steve had pulled a Kenneth on me.

by TheRealJohnCena69 January 15, 2017

kenneth

kenneth is a mutha fukkin badass that gives girls the best orgasms with his very large dick

i love kenneth

by orgasmic69in October 8, 2019

Kenneth Parnell

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.

dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Kenneth

A total dickhead. He'll play you like he never cared about you. He'll be nice to you for a couple days, then snap your heart right in half. DON'T fall for a Kenneth.

"Kenneth is such a dick, I don't see how girls fall for him." "I know right! He's such a player!"

by madiepaige December 18, 2018

Kenneth

He is very gay gay and has a SHRIMP DICK he is vey bad in bed duck Kenneth

That Kenneth last night did not do good in bed

by Kenneth is a faggot November 19, 2017

Kenneth

Kenneth is a porn lover. He is addicted to watching porn and he has been since he was a child. He gets alot of egirls and ends up breaking their hearts.

What is that Kenneth watching
Heheheheh

by yeaaaaaaboyyyyyyyyy March 26, 2019

Kenneth

A name so terrible that no one wants to be named it. Often goes by other names to avoid being called Kenneth.

“Hi Kenneth!” “My name is Rick” “No it’s not Kennith!!!!”

by WaddleLove August 8, 2018