Keanu Kelly

Keanu Kelly is a person who plays minecraft alllllllllllllllll the time
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi

"Keanu Kelly is a big skill issue"
"Yeah i know right"

by dfjsufiusdbfdfcxa October 20, 2022

keanu

a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.

damnit keanu we all know youre gay

by glizzygobbler22 November 12, 2020

Keanu

Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.

person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"

by DaniQZY February 9, 2024

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020

Keanu

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021

keanu cade

always mad and says “k” a lot

“Why does he always look so pissed off?”
“His name is probably Keanu Cade.”

by kvmski January 21, 2022