Keanu

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021

Keanu

Keanus are absolutely the best guys in the world. They are so much fun to be around, but they are also loyal, reliable, and ambitious. They will make you laugh, and casually pop a ring on your finger in a few months of dating. Keanus are husband material. They're smart, make great theologians and finance bros. Everyone needs a Keanu in their life.

Girl 1 : My Keanu makes me laugh till I'm on the floor.

Girl 2 : Where can I get one of those?!

by holy_guac April 24, 2025

Keanu

“Keanu” is another word for “Aura” dating way back since time began, many people used “Keanu” when defining something beyond words. Sometimes not even the word “Aura” could compare to it.

I wish i was Keanu

by yourr daddy ghe May 27, 2025

Keanu

Keanu the Weirdo. Calls himself beautiful and is mean. Sits all day playing Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars

Guy1:did you know that Keanou is actually set up to be the second ever double rainbow prestige player in hypixel history?
Guy2:WOAH WHAT REALLY??Keanu??? I thought there were five others already?

by jayjgamer123 November 26, 2021

Keanu

Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.

person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"

by DaniQZY February 9, 2024

Keanu

Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.

person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"

by DaniQZY February 9, 2024