Keanu

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021

Keanu Kelly

Keanu Kelly is a person who plays minecraft alllllllllllllllll the time
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi

"Keanu Kelly is a big skill issue"
"Yeah i know right"

by dfjsufiusdbfdfcxa October 20, 2022

Keanu

The prettiest boy I have ever met. He has a kind, caring, amazing, and energetic personality. I love when his ears and nose go red whenever he is being complimented. Many people don't like him because he looks intimidating but when you get to know him, you'll love him. He has fluffy hair, thick eyebrows, a pretty nose, and lips. He is a crybaby though and can be a bit clingy, and talkative, but that's why I love this dude. I see myself in him, somehow. Maybe that's why I'm comfortable with him.

Me: Keanu is so amazing bro, I love him so much. I love him I love him I love him-
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats

by mahiwagangbilaoniscara May 14, 2022

Keanu

Keanu is a badass, he’s very cool no matter what he’s doing. If he’s smashing 10000000000 girls, killing people with pencils or telling me to wake the fuck up cos I have a city to burn. This man is a fucking legend

I’m naming my child keanu

by Agueroooooo December 27, 2020

keanu cade

always mad and says “k” a lot

“Why does he always look so pissed off?”
“His name is probably Keanu Cade.”

by kvmski January 21, 2022

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020