keanu

a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.

damnit keanu we all know youre gay

by glizzygobbler22 November 12, 2020

Keanu

Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.

person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"

by DaniQZY February 9, 2024

Keanu Apilado

Keanu is a genuinely sweet guy. He hides his true emotions behind a smile. He is loyal and VERY hard to get over. He was my best friend, but he doesnt trust people again very easily. He is a cute guy. His brothers or sisters will defend him so much. To the point where your own friends will turn on you. He is a chill person. Love him forever if you get him.

Girl: He is so cute!!!!! What is his name?
Girl 2: Keanu. Keanu Apilado

by AbbyMaddieKalexsa May 31, 2019

Keanu

Keanu is a badass, he’s very cool no matter what he’s doing. If he’s smashing 10000000000 girls, killing people with pencils or telling me to wake the fuck up cos I have a city to burn. This man is a fucking legend

I’m naming my child keanu

by Agueroooooo December 27, 2020

keanu cade

always mad and says “k” a lot

“Why does he always look so pissed off?”
“His name is probably Keanu Cade.”

by kvmski January 21, 2022

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020

Keanu

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021