Kathy Hauth

Kathy Hauth was this overweight hoe who wrote a one hit wonder in 1998 called "Meant to Say Sunday." The song actually hit number 84 on the billboard top 100. Often described by the tabloids as an unfunny female Chris Farley, Hauth never had much else to contribute to society. Well after "Meant to Say Sunday," she had a brief stint of fame before she suffered a crushing heart attack at the age of 33. Doctors said the cardiac arrest was brought on by chronic use of Crystal Meth compounded by years of depressed loneliness. Shortly after Hauth's poorly attended funeral, she was honored with a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame in November 26th, 2000.

UPDATE: This star granted to Kathy Hauth was resurfaced in early 2002 in an effort by Hollywood to make way for more widely known celebrities. The star was then granted to Carrot Top's Las Vegas co-performer, Bill "Rawdog" Snuckit, whom Hollywood had felt superseded Hauth in accomplishment.
That poor woman, she just ended up being a Kathy Hauth.
by FunRandomFacts101 July 25, 2014
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Kathy Unicorn

An adopt me player who won't quit pretending to be broke in the game to get free pets. Sometimes they will be dressed trashy or as a trash can with a display name reading, "unwanted pet bin."

Fem: Kathy Unicorn
Masc: Kayden Unicorn
Ex: Look at Kathy Unicorn over there trying to beg for a free mega neon turtle.. Who does she think she is?
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Kathy Zhu

A Chinese Communist Party spy, posing as a Trump activist. Like many Chinese spies in the past, they come to America, get citizenship, work their way up into the government OR marry someone high up who will leak out classified information. Meanwhile, they send this classified information to Chinese sources the entire time. i.e. Katrina Leung & Hanjuan Jin
Kathy Zhu is doing a great job masquerading as a rapid teenage Trump fan, all while her loyalties lie with the People's Republic of China
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Big Kathy

Big kathy- A small organism who’s a scientific beer pong sniper virus creating antibody saving massive yet baby friend kathy
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Kathy

Kathy is amazing, aka my bff
by I am suspicious December 19, 2021
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Kathy

Kathy is a person
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Kathy

Kathy is hot, she always has a bf, and she loves a sport, she always looks so happy and overjoyed, but in reality she’s very empty deep inside, there is only some people who know her reality, but she is a very good actor
Look at Kathy she’s so hot and happy 🥵
by Jocuzz December 03, 2022
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