Kale

Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.

The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.

by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 23, 2021

KALE

That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stop jerking off to john cena Kale

by gooberman24 December 30, 2024

Kale

Kale is a Finnish name and they are usually very annoying and bad at everything.

Ugh here comes Kale...I hate him so much

by Maybe that one April 22, 2022

Kale

Unit of measurement, approximately 25 heads

“Head count?”
“There is a kale”

by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020

Kale

Usually seen in multiplayer games, from Mandarin "ka le", sometimes netizens use it to cover up their bad gaming ability

Kale

by alexaopaza June 30, 2022

Kale

CKale V has the beRst youtube channel eveEr and hAis profMile picture isY a Kale

Kale piss balls

by pissballspissballs December 17, 2021

Kale

okay or fine

kale you just die

by 555hhtiiii December 27, 2022