A girl whom hangs around bars with predominantly kiwi-males. Typically getting really drunk on cheap cider's or snakebites. As soon as the alcohol kicks in her mind is set on one thing: kiwi-cock. Looks or size are not important as long as they are "Kiwi" they will fit the criteria.
Girlfriend #1. Ugh what is Sarah seeing in that guy?
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore
by DutchSeb October 17, 2011
Mike: Dude, how was jessica last night?
Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.
Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.
by sprinteroftheglobe September 12, 2010
An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......
by Nachoaveragebeezkneez January 25, 2021
The act of a man,while wearing pants or shorts, grabbing under his testes and pulling them up with his penis, thus concentrating his whole package into one "kiwi looking" clump
by Og_mudbone April 03, 2009
by Brassygal March 08, 2023
Kiwi (non-derogatory) meaning a person from New Zealand, or less commonly Australia, and Expat meaning Expatriate. A person from New Zealand who moved to another country (usually on a whim or for work).
"I'm a Kiwi expat, here for a job that pays better than back home."
"Did you see that new intern?"
- "Yeah, I heard she's a Kiwi expat."
"Yup, fresh off a plane on Saturday."
- "For the welcome party, let's give her something with the New Zealand flag on it!"
"Did you see that new intern?"
- "Yeah, I heard she's a Kiwi expat."
"Yup, fresh off a plane on Saturday."
- "For the welcome party, let's give her something with the New Zealand flag on it!"
by pigletprincess44 September 18, 2017
by puzzler3015, liker of blons October 23, 2022