Keyboard Rape

To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.

Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.

by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011

Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2

death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best

by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019

sauce on the keyboard

Something so disastrous that it cannot be reversed. A REALLY STICKY SITUATION.

Dude, I got bad news. How bad? Sauce on the keyboard bad.

by cheru July 30, 2015

Keyboard Visitor

Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil

Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal

by De Vos Cafe October 12, 2018

rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

by the next mozart February 4, 2014

Keyboard Thuggin'

A term used for somebody that acts like he/she is tough on the internet, they do this because they cannot be seen, and nobody knows there real identity.

Guy 1: "this guy on youtube 'cocksucker6' is trying to act tough, hes a bitch."

Guy 2: "Yeah man, hes Keyboard Thuggin'."

by Axedude November 25, 2009

keyboard jizz

the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain

most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa

Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz

by matsucarianna December 11, 2010