Keanu

Keanus are absolutely the best guys in the world. They are so much fun to be around, but they are also loyal, reliable, and ambitious. They will make you laugh, and casually pop a ring on your finger in a few months of dating. Keanus are husband material. They're smart, make great theologians and finance bros. Everyone needs a Keanu in their life.

Girl 1 : My Keanu makes me laugh till I'm on the floor.

Girl 2 : Where can I get one of those?!

by holy_guac April 24, 2025

Keanu

Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.

I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today

by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021

keanu

a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.

damnit keanu we all know youre gay

by glizzygobbler22 November 12, 2020

Keanu

Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.

person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"

by DaniQZY February 9, 2024

Keanu

Keanu is an amazing person he is loving and kind I was friends with him and trust me hold on to them Keanu’s can be mean if you make them mean but once you start to love him you will fall so hard he is the best and he prob;y will have an amazing sex life cause he is so very handsome

Girl 1 :Keanu is my best friend

Girl 2 : Bitch he is my bestfriend back tf off

by Your best friend yuliza November 3, 2020

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020