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the juice of justice

The juice of justice is a beverage that contains more freedom and liberty then any other drink in the world. only true americans can taste the juice of the justice.
ex: Ill shove their communist hearts right into their mouths, so that they can taste the juice of justice of America.
by onedayasalion April 26, 2009
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Eagle Justice

1. The act of punching someone in the testicles. To be clear, kicking doesn't count, and punching someone in the penis doesn't count. This appelation applies only to punching someone in the testicles, which requires some crouching. 2. The victory cry for having punched someone in the testicles.
"America doesn't torture. We punch people in the balls and call it Eagle Justice."--Barack Obama to Joint Session of Congress

"Eagle Justice!"--shouted in victory, having just vanquished a foe with a punch to the balls
by charlotte miaow March 20, 2009
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Justice for Trayvon

A rallying cry used large groups of young black people before a racial beatdown of outnumbered unsuspecting caucasians ensues.
"Jamal: Look homie, there's one of dem crackas, let's get sum Justice for Trayvon!"
"Token: Fuk yeah NIGGA!"
"Jamal: Then let's riot and start looting expensive shit from these crackers, then sell it fo sum JET! That's even mo JUSTICE FO TRAYVON!
"Token: SHEEEAT NEGRO! THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!"
by Frank Horrigan, THATS WHO! November 7, 2012
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pulling a justice

Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.
Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.
by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016
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Cock of Justice

A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'
Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice
by Hardick Sukhdeep March 10, 2012
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Stick Of Justice

The stick used by the streamer ThatGuyDarien to beat the senseless pulp out of criminals, ultimately serving justice to the people. Abbreviated S.O.J.
Did he just flip me off? Stick of Justice time!
by ThatTGD May 17, 2019
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max justice

the hugest boner you could possibly get.
I saw this girl's boobs and went completely max justice.
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaahay December 22, 2008
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