Jupiter Jack

A form of masturbation that is astronomically pleasurable while under the influence

"Dude I was so wasted, so I jupiter jacked and covered this bitches face"

by Sully69 March 2, 2010

jupiters redspot

A sexual act performed by one partner cutting up the vagina or anus and then violently lick the "redspot"

The man performed jupiters redspot on her.

DAMN IT WAS BLOODY

by The astr0naut May 29, 2011

Judith

A plain, lazy girl with mousy brown hair who never turns down a drink. She gets ridiculously drunk at every social occasion. Enjoys snacking and clarifying people's word choice. Very superstitious.

Person: "that girl is such a Judith, she's just been sitting smoking weed and watching soaps for the past 48 hours and every time i say anything she corrects my grammar"

by moke brran July 31, 2011

Judith-ism

A make believe scenario...

Person one - OMG we could be a ninja pair and save the planet !!!
Person two - That was such a bad judith-ism :/

by EmAld July 8, 2010

hot Jupiter

A sex act in which one partner dresses up like a bull, warms a rubber dildo in the microwave and uses it to penetrate the other partner.

Judy really likes Greek and Roman mythology but I never thought she would ask me to give her a hot Jupiter.

by Magnum&Black Thunder December 28, 2007

Jupiter

A brave, strong, courageous girl. Dark hair and olive skin. Super sexy and confident.

Damn I want a Jupiter!

by Rhetorical questions March 5, 2015

jupiter

A term used to refer to the rectal and anal condition of inflammation, chaffing, moisture, and subsequent great red spot, similar to that geographically found on the planet of Jupiter.

After mowing the lawn in late August wearing a tight pair of Wrangler's, Paul developed a serious Jupiter.

by novelty February 12, 2006