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Juan

Juan is a fake friend that will snitch on you. That name is the most pussy name ever. People with that name are short asf got fake curly hair wear glasses and be sagging ode
Juan is a bad name
by Jose Ortega December 13, 2019
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Juan

The number before two
What's before 2?
Juan!
by Dg2121 July 20, 2016
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Juan

Your gardener that will suck on your green card for more breaks and less working hours and come home drinking their Bud-Light and yelling in Blackxican to their 69 children in one apartment room.
Rich Person: Hey Juan, today you can skip the leaves and mow the lawn only.

Juan: *Black Accent* Thank you, mister.
by BigDaddyHuf July 24, 2018
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Juan

A GAY NIGERIAN WHO LIKES DARK BLACK GIRLS & BBQ SAUCE WITH SOME CHICKAAAN NUGGETZ.

Also nerdy & skinny, whos entire life is Red Dead Redeption / Black Ops.
Has A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL girlfriend but is VERY ungrateful for how beautiful she is :)
TF Nigga, is you bein Juan now?
by OhShizzImCuteee May 9, 2011
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Juan

One of the crustiest meeps in the tri-state area. Notorious for dumping girls over text and tends to be injury prone.
Ew, look at that dude he's such a Juan.
by Fatrob69 November 25, 2017
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juan

a guy who meets little girls on xbox live because he cannot meet girls in real life. NO LIFE
Guy 1: Dude, what are you doing?

Guy 2: I gotta go to court for being a Juan :(

Guy 1: Sucka
by DonJuanNaughtygirl February 12, 2010
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Juan

Damn Juan is such a beaner
Juan needs to go back to Mexico
by DigBick6929 September 17, 2018
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