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johannification

The process of turning into a handsome, brilliant intelligent jackass.
During the process of johannification, you experience a large decline in sexual partners. You may also experience diarrhea, insomnia and more. The positives are that you make a lot of money.
by thejellybeanmaster March 4, 2024
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Jovaning

Jovaning is when you ignore most if not all of the help & information given to you.
Bro's jovaning.
by A literal mother fucker April 13, 2025
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Jovanny

Jovanny don’t play games—moves in silence, but always got a plan.
Grew up where respect ain't given, it's earned. Loyal to the core, but cross him once, and you’ll remember the name
Jovanny that crazy ass kid
by Evee83839 September 7, 2025
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Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome

When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.
Damn she got a fire crotch, no actually she got Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome.
by Dr. Bert Delgado January 28, 2009
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Dirty Jovanny

A mexican cute guy with a huge penis and a very tight ass that fucks body pillows until they stand upright. May see him in full body in the black cat just vibing.
"Did you see that DIRTY JOVANNY, he is making me so wet!"
by trapvonte September 20, 2021
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Mikayla and Jovanny

The cutest couple you've ever seen. High school sweethearts that you know will last a lifetime. They're not that affectionate in public, but you'd be amazed by what goes on behind closed doors. Jovanny looks as if he's found the one for eternity, and Mikayla can't believe she's found her prince charming. Even as lovers, they seem to balance it all, from social lives to future goals.

They have the most romantic vibe, and their happiness brings joy to others.
Although they come from different backgrounds, they have found a piece of themselves within each other.

Their love is genuine, and they will last a lifetime together.
Friend 1: "Have you seen the new pictures of Mikayla and Jovanny?"

Friend 2: "Yea, oh my God, they're so in love!"
by itzlyricxl June 7, 2022
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