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car jousting

When you lean out of the window of a vehicle and puke on the windshield of a car heading the other way.
This is also known as winning the duel.
Jimmy was so out of it yesterday that when we got a taxi he was car jousting the cars speeding by us.
He totally won the duel against a BMW.
by AAmante June 14, 2022
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tonsil jousting

A competitive sexual act between two men in the 69 position where each man repeatedly thrusts his member in the other man’s throat until one of the men submits and thus loses the event. Women can participate through use of a mutually agreed upon strap on.
Tod and Chad were fanialists in the tonsil jousting competition held at the annual pride rally.
by OMG303LOL January 17, 2018
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Genital Jousting

A game were 2 males battle with their dick till it hurts
Oh my god look at him and Tony over the playing genital jousting
by Mikeymac._.96 January 31, 2021
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Cum Joust

A battle of masculinity, cum jousting is when two chivalrous men place their penises end to end and attempt to ejaculate into the other man's penis first.
Johnny and James were on their way to a bachelor party, when they realized they were both ready for a cum joust. James defeated Johnny, depositing his seed into Johnny's p-hole.
by 100 Yorktown July 26, 2015
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Ass-Jousting

A sport involving two competitors who attempt to knock down their opponent by scuttling down the playing field and bumping each other with their asses.

Ass-jousting is best played at 2AM with bored college students, not looking for sexual games.
Ass-jousting is the best sport ever!
by Hulla December 14, 2008
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wang joust

Penis "jousting", for two males to sword fight with their dicks.

wang: penis
joust: to fight with a sword-like object, swinging it in the air
Those two guys are so gay, they're over there getting ready to wang joust with eachother.
by mary_jane_420 December 10, 2010
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Penis jousting

When you smack someone's penis with your own.
1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works
by BlazingH0TD0G December 24, 2016
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