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Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"
You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.
by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011
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Jerry Jonesing

To fondle, caress, grope, or otherwise "second base" a girl from behind.
Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!
by kmillertime August 7, 2014
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Sebastian Jönestig

Awesome dude, he is good at games and can play every character ever.
He will beat you in every game you play and wont stop be good.
Dont try to fight him, you will lose and cry.
1 Guy: Did you see that Sebastian Jönestig in Overwatch?
2 Guy: Yeah, he got 5 gold medals and carried the team with doomfist.
1 Guy: REALLY!!!!
2 Guy: Dont try to fight him in a 1v1, you will only lose.
1 Guy: Ok, but in a 2v1?
2 Guy: That too
1 Guy: Damn...
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Jon Jonesing

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.
by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025
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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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