Jonathan

A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.
This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.
by Ekul132 April 28, 2019
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Jonathan

Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.
My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.
by That1buscus April 13, 2020
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Jonathan is a chill asf homie. he's crazy and fun to kickit wit him. can also pull a lot of bitches
Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!

Girl 2: IKR

or

Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf

Person 2: fs
by wsgfoo November 03, 2022
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A Jonathan is a great listener and friend that always gets around crowds. He is great with socializing and easily makes new friends. He loves sports and trains allot and girls like him for that. He is the most like-able person on the work floor. Not the most trustworthy boyfriend since he gets allot of attention and he usually never has a longterm relationship because he doesn’t like boredom. He loves adventure and trying out new things and he never stops exploring boundaries. He is very creative and often travels allot and has a very open mind. He will never judge anyone negatively and he is the best friend there could be! You need a Jonathan in your life if you want an adventure buddy!
“Jonathan is always traveling or busy with trying out new things!” Yep that’s Jonathan, he always find himself new things to do. He can never sit still!
by 6_Dana1703_ May 14, 2020
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Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”
by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022
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A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
Janise: jonathan is so kind
Susie: his dick bomb as well
by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021
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The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝
Who’s Jonathan

“This fine ass nigga
Ouiii I want him 😋
by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021
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