Kim Jong-Un

Rhyming slag for wrong-un, i.e. wrong hole, i.e. anus.
The sentence "My wife won't let me do her up the Kim Jong-Un." would be shortened in rhyming slang parlance to "The Trouble won't let me do her Kim."
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Kris Jong-Un

Kris Jenner's nickname as given by her son-in-law Kanye West who is married to Kim Jong-Un
You're doing amazing Kris Jong-Un!
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Nigel de Jong

A Manchester City player known for always trying to injury other football players he is playing against. hes using a tactic where he is trying to be the very innocent guy that would'nt do anything dirty against other footballs players, until the very momment where a leg or 2 is broken

he was known for doing the flying kick under the final worldchampion ship game against spain.
Dude wheres xavi?

hes injuryed

when did that happen?

about 5mins ago.

typical nigel de jong.....
by ibrahim ROFLBERG February 24, 2011
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Kim Jong Un

The greatest North Korean dictator/supreme leader to ever live
I'm so glad that Kim Jong Un is our supreme leader!
by The Goddamn King March 10, 2017
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Chin Jong Un

A ruthless dictator and overlord who oversees and rules with an iron fist. While loved by the majority of his subjects, he shows no mercy towards those who are not a part of his locale. While his appetites for food and alcohol are well known and documented, another lesser known fact is his weakness for french women.
If provoked and forced into combat, Chin Jong Un has been quoted to say: "Yah f*cking Goof", prior to decapitating his victim.
by PionNumber2 January 01, 2012
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Kim jong un

Supreme leader he wants true peace not these communist nations like USA and their dick riding friend Israel known for stopping WW3 #kimforlife
Johny: “Kim Jong Un is so awesome why does everyone hate him?”
Jonathan: “Because Johny - he wants change just like how MLK wanted change.”
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Kim Jong Un

OUR OVERLORD. THE ONE WHO WILL START AND END THE NUCLEAR WAR WITH HIS STARVED ARMY AND HIS 5'7" frame weighing more than Trump who is 6'2"
by LimDel March 21, 2018
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