Guy 1: Hey you know that Boris Johnson bloke?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.
by Angus the cock sucker October 19, 2019
The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.
Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."
by FRED December 31, 2004
Matthew Johnson's are the most sexiest men on earth and women latch onto them like wild animals. When confronted by a Matthew Johnson, women mostly ogle, bow down in awe or simply tackle them right then and there and rip all of their clothes off. Matthew Johnson's are also quite intelligent and are experts at video games. They really know how to impress the ladies and usually can stop a crowd just by smiling. Men usually fall for Matthew Johnson's too... Even straight ones. :O Matthew Johnson's do have problems with believing they are always sick though, so it takes work to own a Matthew Johnson. At the end of the day though, a Matthew Johnson is great to have. They are entertaining, smart and are great at acrobatics and gymnastics. So they can do great sex positions.
Girl one "Did you see that?"
Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"
Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D
Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"
Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D
by SavvyGoesRawr August 29, 2010
by OMG I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU May 21, 2009
Four Loko was sweet, but Johnson Cola fuckin' rocks my socks.
I can't remember life before Johnson Cola. Oh well.
I drink Johnson Cola. Chicks dig me.
I can't remember life before Johnson Cola. Oh well.
I drink Johnson Cola. Chicks dig me.
by dancefloordale December 07, 2010
Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."
El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
by Erix December 08, 2003