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Johannes

A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
“That guys style really screams old money.”
Of course, I mean it’s Johannes.”
by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023
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Iver Johannes Hoff

A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022
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Johanne

Johanne is hot person, Who is also a good friend. She is loyal and kind, and sometimes has a bit attitude
“Johanne is my friend
“Omg you’re so lucky Johanne is amazing
by Sejegås3 September 22, 2021
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Johannes

Johannes is usually used for a dumb fuck that doesn't have a clue what is going on in the world and also a Johannes is a virgin
Johan is such a Johannes!
by PotKop September 29, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Johannes

A German name describing a very intelligent and good-looking guy who also has a great heart, though he may not always show that openly in the beginning.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.

Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.
"Oh, you've met Johannes? He is the best thing that's ever happened to me."
by anonyyyyyyyymous January 9, 2019
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