by Bigniggawithcake May 15, 2020
Get the Jewery mug.Thought of of the longest most stupid word(thats isnt welsh)in the world. in short term it is a joining word such as "and" used by the han-solos of the 14th century but phased out due to the inconvience of not only its length or difficult pronounciation but for its abilty to make theatre plays such as the well known "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia" much much longer as actors had to spend many extra seconds saying it, instead of "and".
" Oh my god!!! That Excess of vagina from verginia has killed my mother man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy (and) Dishonerd the family name. You basterd vagina, You basterd." extract from the Play "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia"
by The creator of the unknown(john) March 23, 2005
Get the man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy mug.team penis is a homo sexual...you probably tried to fuck jeter in his hotel when he was in boston beating the redsox and he turned you down so you flipped out..its understandable..hes cute, but hell never go for you..he gets only supermodels..too bad hes the best player in baseball..it must hurt your beantown heart..or your stretched out asshole...ps, stop trying to put your dick in your ass..it wont work, youll just disappoint yourself
jeter, tosses to womack, flips to giambi...DOUBLE PLAY!! TEAM PENIS tosses to his boy, flips around and licks his ass...69!!
by tjmaxxx March 25, 2005
Get the Jeter mug.A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?
by Andrew Baroody May 13, 2006
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by wesfleet May 1, 2008
Get the jeerlah mug.Jeeree is a small unknown religion. It is when the word jeeree can be used when something miraculous happens, or, sometimes like 'god', it can be used in vain You're so jeeree! (good OR in vain); Oh my jeeree!! (In vain)
Jeeree can also be used in the sentence: 'JEEREE GET DOWN!'. This sentence can be used in a number of contexts and situations. For example: "Jeeree get down! Need a poo!" (used to fill time, and also in annoyance), "JEEREE GET DOWN!" (can be used happily if something jeereeful (glorious) happens! or, is used in anger, sadness, frustration, sorrow, confusion, or quite often in Surprise or alert.
Jeeree is also associated with other words from the 'jeeree' religion. these words are:
Jeereemoo (where word 'jeeree' is extracted from. Hungarian polanese for Knees.)
Meeree (extracted from 'Meereeka' which is hungarian polanese for rice)
Seeree, Feeree, Peeree ... etc.... (same last five letters , replaced first letter.)
Jeeree is my world!
Jeeree can also be used in the sentence: 'JEEREE GET DOWN!'. This sentence can be used in a number of contexts and situations. For example: "Jeeree get down! Need a poo!" (used to fill time, and also in annoyance), "JEEREE GET DOWN!" (can be used happily if something jeereeful (glorious) happens! or, is used in anger, sadness, frustration, sorrow, confusion, or quite often in Surprise or alert.
Jeeree is also associated with other words from the 'jeeree' religion. these words are:
Jeereemoo (where word 'jeeree' is extracted from. Hungarian polanese for Knees.)
Meeree (extracted from 'Meereeka' which is hungarian polanese for rice)
Seeree, Feeree, Peeree ... etc.... (same last five letters , replaced first letter.)
Jeeree is my world!
{GIVEN ABOVE}
Jeereemoo.
Jeereemoo.
by Meerosookayafa Neereephee September 10, 2011
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Jeerapat’s usually never get girls but like girls named Carolyn.
Jeerapats can never look cool and have 1 or 2 true friends at max
They have a average penis size and are horrible in bed.
Jeerapat’s usually never get girls but like girls named Carolyn.
Jeerapats can never look cool and have 1 or 2 true friends at max
They have a average penis size and are horrible in bed.
by Jeerapat (Man U) January 12, 2018
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