Java

Speak in this language to land up a job in Bangalore. Also, some English along the way.

Bro: Macha I didn't get placed in college. I don't have aggree also.

Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider

Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.

Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.

by GoneCase March 9, 2016

Java

Waste of time

Hi what r u doing ??
me : Nothing (java)

by FckJava January 2, 2022

Java

the best......OK IM DONE NOPE NOPE

REALLY GRAPE IM NOT DOING JAVA

by imnotsaying October 8, 2019

Java Stan

Someone who judges people on what edition of Minecraft they play and only play java edition

Imagine playing on bedrock edition and not on java “ok java Stan”

by DextrusDust July 29, 2021

triple Java

When you're coding in Java, whilst drinking "java" (the slang term for "coffee") and being in the Indonesian island named Java.

I pulled an all-nighter for my programming project, fully embracing the triple Java: coding in Java, sipping my coffee, and soaking up the vibes of beautiful Java Island!

by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025

[java]

Java is a general-purpose, concurrent, object-oriented programming language that was designed specifically to have as few implementation dependencies as possible.

Java

by JuliusCcs October 8, 2018

java enigma

The phenomenon that results in a messy puddle of coffee and grounds on your countertop from your coffee maker overflowing because the carafe of was not positioned exactly where it should have been when you turned it on.

Damn! I woke up to another flippin' java enigma this morning. Now I have to bleach my countertop after cleaning up the mess and then strain my coffee so I can drink it. I'll probably be late for work.

by canndodd November 26, 2009