Jousting cock

When a dominant male fucks you with his penis whilst running toward you, penetrating so deeply your insides never stop being unbearably sore.

“My boyfriend swiftly shoved me against a wall and fucked me good with his Jousting Cock.”

by SpaceJamIsMyGay January 06, 2018

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tonsil jousting

A competitive sexual act between two men in the 69 position where each man repeatedly thrusts his member in the other man’s throat until one of the men submits and thus loses the event. Women can participate through use of a mutually agreed upon strap on.

Tod and Chad were fanialists in the tonsil jousting competition held at the annual pride rally.

by OMG303LOL January 17, 2018

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Cum Joust

A battle of masculinity, cum jousting is when two chivalrous men place their penises end to end and attempt to ejaculate into the other man's penis first.

Johnny and James were on their way to a bachelor party, when they realized they were both ready for a cum joust. James defeated Johnny, depositing his seed into Johnny's p-hole.

by 100 Yorktown July 09, 2015

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car jousting

When you lean out of the window of a vehicle and puke on the windshield of a car heading the other way.
This is also known as winning the duel.

Jimmy was so out of it yesterday that when we got a taxi he was car jousting the cars speeding by us.
He totally won the duel against a BMW.

by AAmante June 14, 2022

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Ass-Jousting

A sport involving two competitors who attempt to knock down their opponent by scuttling down the playing field and bumping each other with their asses.

Ass-jousting is best played at 2AM with bored college students, not looking for sexual games.

Ass-jousting is the best sport ever!

by Hulla March 10, 2007

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