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JFK

JFK Can mean just fucking kidding , just fucking killing , just fucking know
Just fucking know -
parents: what do you think that

You: I just fucking know he's there

Just fucking kidding-
Boyfriend: I was JFK we did fuck last night and it was amazing not boring

Just fucking killing-
Friend: what are you doing?

You: just jfk

Friend: who are you just fucking killing all night?

You: Jeff

Jeff: are you fucking kidding me?

You: no your going to die!!!!

*evil laugher and screams gunshot*

You: Fred you are now my Accomplice try and turn me in you didn't stop me from killing so you turn me in I'll turn you in

Friend: fine

Director: and cut that's a rap good job Fred, tony and you Jeff you did a good job being dead
by .Lilcat. August 6, 2017
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JFK

"JFK" is a man called John D******* who F**** kids.

JFK is the abbreviation of "John F**** Kids"
We can't stop JFK from doing what he does best.
F****** Kids
by The Asylum Seeker June 3, 2024
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Jfk

A whigga who hooked up with a lot of bitches but got his brains blown out in dallas
Jfk was 200 pumped
by Shisdycaca May 29, 2025
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The JFK

The JFK is when you give sloppy or messy oral sexy in the back of a car, particularly in a convertible.
" dude, after dinner she gave me the JFK experience"
by D1CKNB@LLS December 9, 2022
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The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.
Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?
by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023
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JFK

"yo what if JFK wasn't shot, and his head just did that"
by Lugia98075 October 12, 2018
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JFK

Falling asleep on the couch while watching tv. You are slumped over.
I was watching Netflix and JFk it on the couch.
by betoruv January 21, 2020
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