Jesse

1. a raging homosexual who enjoys winter sports
2. a slang term for a boy born with only one testicle
1."you hear about johns bad crash on the slopes?"
"Yeah I heard they found out hes a Jesse."
2."Mr. and Mrs shively, your son unfortunately was born as a Jesse.
by Jesse's father May 8, 2018
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Jess

A Kind and beautiful girl who cares deeply about her friends but hates her enemies with a passion.She is the most wonderful person i have ever met, and i treasure every minute with her, she does not appreciate short joke but will laugh along. She is indecisive but brilliant and the only way to improve her is if she shared her true feelings more
I think I may love Jess”
by EveryBarberque36Fan March 1, 2019
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Jesse

Literally the greatest guy you will ever meet. He's a juggalo and girls can't help but fall for him. He has beautiful blue eyes and an amazing smile. Girls are often jealous of his girlfriend because she has what they want. He won't cheat on his girlfriend EVER and he is just an amazing guy.
Girl 1: Damn did you see Jesse today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was with his girlfriend.
Girl 3: I wish I was her.
by KB_48 February 19, 2013
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Jesse

You’re everyday Feilding cunt. Says he’ll root and boot yah but in reality he falls in love with you. What a soft fuck. Thinks he’s got a big dick when in reality it’s a 90 degree curve banana looking thing. Gyms to much and has a thing for frying pans
Jesse: wow is that a frying pan? I bet she’d love my 90 degree dong
by Mysterygirl323 May 29, 2018
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Jesse

Jesse is a blockhead. He is slow and morbidly obese. He has no hair and no teeth. He is a loser who's addicted to drugs. Everyone hates him. He is a lazy immature worthless bum. He cant keep a job and he mooches off of other people. He is a high school dropout and a leech who has aids. He should be in prison or dead. He looks like a pedophile
Jesse is the ugliest dude alive

Jesse is a fat tranny whore
by GingerCunt December 19, 2018
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Jesse

noun
1.
NORTH AMERICAN informal offensive
a male homosexual.
stop being a jesse
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Jesse

A really amazing friend/boyfriend,who is funny and hot model looking pretty boy (big muscles) hard working anyone would be lucky to just be in his presents hes funny and smart everything about him AMAZING!!!!!!!! Jesse is the love of my life and the man of my dreams
Jesse is amazing
by molina16 May 24, 2015
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