IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.

Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<

by Fan Since 2007 June 30, 2009

I can't believe it's not butter

Insult used with somebody's name, used if the person has man boobs

"Whoa, you see that guy's man boobs?"

"Yeah, I can't believe it's not butter"

by The Teacher, PhD in swearing July 15, 2009

it's not working out

Shit guys say when they're breaking up with you

*texting to Emma* I can't do this anymore, it's not working out
*Emma replies* whatt? what do you mean

by fuck i'm depressed November 29, 2016

I can't believe it's not butter

is when you see an ugly person that has some how made themself look attractive through clothes, make-up or other non-plastic surgery enhancement. To test this on someone after a few cocktails (less than three) consider if you would park the love rod in the ham wallet. If yes: "I can't beleive its not butter!" - if no: see fugly.

"Wow, have you seen what Sally is wearing? She's sort of cute now."

Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!

by prosebrosproductions June 19, 2010

It's not working

Rasta lyrics to sing when the drum machine is stuck on one beat, the bassist is too high play anything but one chord and the guitarist is a grinning retard who isn't playing anything at all. Just rock it.

*boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom*

"Dude, I guess it's not working."

by chainy10 April 2, 2010

it's not butter

It sucks, it's not number one

This burger was ok, but it's not butter.

by euphemismo September 26, 2006

it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.

"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."

by Mattymatt November 15, 2006