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Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).
Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.
by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 16, 2010
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pigsually intercoursulated

Being pigsually intercoursulated means being sexually violated by pigs.

Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.

When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
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Intercuntion

An intervention held to stop a male friend dating a total bitch
yo, we gotta hold an intercuntion for John, Meg is a total bitch!
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intercoursenet

Internet pronography. what the the internet was made for.
They should call it the internet anymore. There is so much porn on it that it should be called intercoursenet.
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intercoursal headache

Headache which occurs after sexual intercourse. Usually caused by hectic pounding doggy style
Geez Mon, I have the worst intercoursal headache. I must have got it harder than I thought.
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Intercomune

The community of the internet, the real users, those how need the internet to be a trusted place, a place to get things done without fear or concern of being manipulated by those who would subvert the information for their own personal or corporate gain.

It is the everyday users who need the internet to work for them, to provide them with reliable trusted places to 'inhabit' while on line, and give results and information which can also be trusted.

It is us, the people reading this description, and visiting this site.
The Intercomune should be given responsibility for seeing that this process is handled in the best interests of everyone.
By way of feedback and accountability the Intercomune will keep the process on track.
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Intercourse

He only used me for intercourse
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