wang inflation

when a girl other than your own arouses your interest.

a jealousy issue involving a friends significant other, making your girl seem less valuable.

dude: my girl is fly, but tom's girl gives me a case of wang inflation.

by jimcrist August 16, 2008

Close Friend Inflation

When one begins to add their friends on facebook to their "close friends" list. Soon, they will begin to receive more notifications than ever before. Close Friend Inflation appears to make someone more popular, when in reality they are just becoming privy to typically useless information.

Man, I thought people were starting to like my facebook but it was just close friend inflation.

by TheRealMrCoincidence September 2, 2012

infectious smile

When someone with a great smile smiles and causes others to smile just because of their smile.

Darren's teeth look so good that I just want to smile. He has such an infectious smile

by quest224 August 16, 2010

Yeet Infection

A yeast infection so bad you want to throw out the whole vagina.

"Quit wearing spandex underpants, you'll get a yeet infection."

by hurricane_latrina December 26, 2019

California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.

That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.

by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013

Indention deficit disorder

A writer's inability to properly break large blocks of text into paragraphs, thus causing readers intensely painful eye strain. It's a true disorder.

When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...

by TX Starfish March 2, 2009

Ovation inflation

The inappropriate response of applause regardless of the quality of the performance

The undeserved applause and standing ovation given to the singer for her mediocre performance was a prime example of ovation inflation.

by Alex Dumpance March 23, 2010