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inflation disorder

Disorder in which you are obsessed with inflation a vagina with your mouth and then pushing the air out by slapping their stomach. A person with this disorder will talk about it non stop and berate their friends with traumatizing in depth inflation stories.
“Kieran has a severe case of Inflation disorder, he keeps inflating Abby Lee Miller and Wendy Williams and Steve Harvey and Dr. Phil”
by Shane Yaw August 22, 2023
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Higher Information Systems

Commonly believed amongst computer nerds to be an ACTUAL subject ...

Boy .. they were wrong.

So what is an information system?

It is a fancy name for a database, most commonly found in the Yellow Pages.

Fortunetly for the natives of Scotland, their examination authority offer qualifications in the subject on a normal and higher level.

One more step towards an education system made up of simple, skivvy subjects.
Most people believe that ghosts are examples of Higher Information Systems, thus non existant.

Like MI6 and Jesus.
by Michaelmunch January 12, 2009
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Free Information

A term derived from frequently seen street signs outside of adult clubs in urban Japan referring to things with explicit content especially of a sexual nature.
That movie had a little too much free information for my mum to handle.
by Kukukuchu March 12, 2009
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Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.
Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."
by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011
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low information syndrome

Low Information Syndrome inflicts its victims with a deep conviction that one does not need to be educated on topics that pertain to their lives. The inflicted person than chooses ignorance as an excuse to feel entitled to have everything for free.
Low Information syndrome really kept Shantytown from realizing its true potential.
by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper November 18, 2017
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interesting information

A moment is 0 seconds long. I know thats a very long time I cant even wait for it.

54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly, 35% wad it. The other 11% are using their hands to wipe their ass.

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones. How many people use yellow ones is unknown.
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You cant post this shit without filling in the word which is for me interesting information
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body inflation

The fetish involves inflation of someone's body like a balloon, usually sexually like breasts, ass, stomach, etc. It can have subcategories such as berry inflation, air inflation, cumflation, and stuff. Yeah. Its weird.
Message the lesbian menace#9327 for questions, comments, or concerns
Now I present to you, a convo that happened irl :)
"Huh... Ok so... You like the idea of people inflatingggg... like balloons?" She asked while smoking a joint.
"Yup. Thats body inflation for ya." I said laying on the bed embarrassed.
"Ok... Well hey, you like what you like, balloon bitch" she smirked and passed the joint to me, "Maybe we can try it sometime, eh?"
by the lesbian menace#9327 April 24, 2022
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