by quagblar March 4, 2007
Get the Desert Bummug. That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
Get the Desert assmug. When someone offers you a handful of mystery drugs and you ingest them without questioning or testing them.
My girlfriend and I played desert roulette at the party last weekend. Ended up 6 miles away and without shoes.
by Microwaved memer January 16, 2020
Get the Desert Roulettemug. by pradowhite72 June 3, 2015
Get the Desert twatmug. Desert Mermaid is a disabled Artistist and Youtuber on a Mission to spread Peace, love, laughter, and the beach to stranded mermaids and pirates everywhere! In 2011 Desert Mermaids entire life changed after injuring her lower back, resulting in life long chronic pain. After hitting rock bottom, she bravely started her life over. Desert Mermaid also known as, Keshia Marie Lamons, Vlogs her life and always encourages others to always follow their dreams, never give up, and to live life to the fullest! As someone who has felt alone in her pain. Desert Mermaid wants to provide a light for others so they don't have to sit alone in the dark!
by Frank Noe Phillips September 18, 2017
Get the desert mermaidmug. by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020
Get the Secret Desertmug. The hoodie worked so well that no one knew who the man was until they heard: "Allahu Akbar!", followed by an explosion, and discovered that the man was a desert emo made a suicide bombing.
by Monish Alibaba March 3, 2019
Get the desert emomug.