Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

Desert Bum

Derogatory word refering to some one of Arab heritage.

Fuck those Desert Bums.

by quagblar March 4, 2007

Desert Bus

Desert Bus is a map from a Roblox game called Evade. Even though it is arguably the most mid map that has ever touched the game, it's by far the most voted map out of all the 37 maps. If it appears in the voting screen, you better hope that your favorite map isn't there since you won't be playing on it anytime soon. One of the unwritten rules of Evade is that whoever votes for Desert Bus first, is officially the coolest person in that very lobby.

Person 1: Ughh, it's Desert Bus again.
Person 2: More like Shit Bus!
Person 3: Come on guys! At least we will get to watch half the lobby get ran over by the bus.

by d_m1se December 23, 2022

Desert twat

A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.

I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.

by pradowhite72 June 3, 2015

desert emo

People who cover themselves from head to toe but live in the desert.

The hoodie worked so well that no one knew who the man was until they heard: "Allahu Akbar!", followed by an explosion, and discovered that the man was a desert emo made a suicide bombing.

by Monish Alibaba March 3, 2019

Desert Roulette

When someone offers you a handful of mystery drugs and you ingest them without questioning or testing them.

My girlfriend and I played desert roulette at the party last weekend. Ended up 6 miles away and without shoes.

by Microwaved memer January 16, 2020

Secret Desert

A guilty pleasure.

Yo, you got any secret deserts?

Yeah, Deca-Dence.

Sick.

by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020