A Dorito chip that went rogue and gained supernatural abilities to brainwash the masses of people. Due to this, it has caused many victims to make religions based off the supernatural Dorito chip, worshipping it, and went as far to blame many unexplained events in history onto the Dorito chip, also claiming that some brainwashed victims turned into reptiles. Some people even put it as an image on the back of the dollar bill, as a remembrance of the Dorito chip's bravery to think for itself. Later, many called the chip the Illuminati.
Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022
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The one world government.
The (Illuminati)...One world government print the money and only care about power and control over the human mind.
by ANONYMOUSLY WOKE August 25, 2022
Get the Illuminati mug.Jordinly Renee Barker and Jesus Herod Christ as the one world government of the future. They're GOD together male and female 1 god (Jordinly is Jesus Christ). They're also basically every celebrity that exists and PLEIADIAN starseeds. I know and believe that this is a gift from Jesus to his wife. His wife is very nice and included everybody by making it the one world government. Coming Soon is what they say.
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I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.
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people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something.
"some mysterious standard known only to the illuminati}
of the organization"
"some mysterious standard known only to the illuminati}
of the organization"
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