If you say so.

A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit.

Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 711 this afternoon.

Man #2: Yeah, tell me another one.

Man #1: No, I really did see Elvis.

Man #2: If you say so.

by Bulldog6 December 27, 2008

if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

by Laura Owen September 20, 2008

if that don’t beat all

An expression of surprise - as in that is the most odd thing ever.

Bro: holy shit, Trump won the election!
Second bro: If that don’t beat all.

by ZenTam August 11, 2018

If rock solid is rock solid if doese is his rock solid?

Rock solid, refering to Kirishima from my hero academia. This is a unansweerable question that the fandom has ponderd about for quite some time now. but one day this question will do a sailer move transfermation and wilith be solved.
oofergang
other devinition
some gay rock

yo yo yo me fellow me my hero academia watcher? If rock solid is rock solid if doese is his rock solid?

by bnhafanomaticia December 12, 2018

If you cant afford it, abort it

The action of yeeting the baby out the window

Yeetus the fetus. if you cant afford it, abort it.

by Treyj2142 June 12, 2019

if they can crawl they can brawl

If they can crawl they can brawl is like a metaphor for baby hunger games meaning if their able to crawl and move around their able to fight

Person 1: Abortion is bad you should give them a chance to live🥺
Person 2: Your right! They should be put up to a baby hunger games
Person 1: NO THEIR BABIES!
Person 2: If they can crawl they can brawl

by Hentai Protagonist January 30, 2021

If thy dare to, thy shall bare too

If you can't bare the possible outcomes of your choices then don't dare in the first place.

When "jiteshr (a random stranger on chess.com) lost in chess to me, despite having an advantageous position and me giving him the opportunity to draw he still decided to continue playing and he had a lead of 21 points and 7 minutes and I had 2 minutes but he still lost in the end to time. Then I said to him, "If thy dare to, thy shall bare too."

by Sugei July 15, 2023