Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.

Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!

by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010

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Caramel Ice Cream

A sexy, juicy, light chocalate, caramel, bodacious, beautiful, bootiful, bootylicious, tasty, cutie, yum yum, apple clitlickerishous, black female. Sometimes are racist just like on the movie School Days. And Sometimes are original and luv being black.

Example 1 Oooh Shittttttttt, Look at that Caramel Ice Cream walkin' down the street. She fine.

Example 2 Ayooooo!!!!!!!!!!, I just got cock-blocked by some Caramel Ice Cream. Da Bitch was talkin' bout I wasn't light or white enuff. I wanted ta jam my cock right in her butt, and spill my "Nutz On Her Chin".

by bigmaneastside August 22, 2011

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