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Lazy investment

When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.
Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!

Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?

Chad: Yeah dude

Chad 2: Sick dude
by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020
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Inanimate Insanity Invitational

The third season of II (Inanimate Insanity). It was created by AnimationEpic. This fictional reality show contains 18 contestants. Half are debuters and the other half are veterans.
Alright, with our teams assembeled, it's time for the first challenge. This is inanimate Insanity. Seasonnnnnn.... 1, 2, 3, go!

-MePhone from Inanimate Insanity Invitational
by kangsaebyeokplayer67 November 21, 2021
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Invisible Children

a shady, legitimate-looking scam that uses horrific events in africa to raise money for their own selfish interests. The fact that kony has been in hiding for 6 years, that the LRA currently numbers only a few hundred people, and the fact that only 32% of their funding actually goes to direct aid all points to some form of selfish use of the human emotions for personal gain. Even then, that direct aid involves funding rival militias and government armies all guilty of numerous human rights violations. There is already a manhunt for kony, your money is doing nothing to further that cause.
Teenager-omg kony 2012 i'm changing the world

wise one- bitch can it, Invisible children is just a scam designed to guilt-trip people out of their money using the plight of the victims of a now retired brutal warlord.
by anti-scampaigner June 20, 2012
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invitease

An insincere invitation, made by someone who does not actually intend to follow through with a genuine invitation.
Person A: "Hey! Let's get together sometime and go bowling!"
Person B, sensing an invitease: "Yea...that would be really swell...what's a good day for you?"
Person A (pretending not to hear): "Cool! See ya!"
by Blina August 25, 2008
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Invertible

In linear algebra, an n-by-n square matrix A is called invertible (also nonsingular or nondegenerate) if there exists an n-by-n square matrix B such that:

AB = BA = I (where I is the Identity Matrix).

Otherwise, in life, it refers to the case where something can be transformed into something else and transformed back.
Randy: Sally is so invertible; real marriage material.

Sandy: I know, nonsingularly so. Put a few drinks in her and you can get her on her back and yet in the morning she still gets up and cooks you breakfast.
by Len Bakerloo July 6, 2016
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Invermere

Honestly is just some shit hole in the middle of nowhere. Most people here are either sorted as a hick, skid, hockey kid, gamer, player, nerd or classic puck slut. No gender is safe, 90% of girls wheel 3 guys at a time, have 10 notches and have a snap score higher than you can count, and most guys here either 1. Live by the slogan “packing bombs and wheeling moms” or 2. Fuck girls half their age and plan to “live and die in the KI”. If your gonna party here, be ready to have some lg’s steak ur drinks and end up crying for no reason while the 20bombs walk around looking for insecure girls to wheel, fuck and chuck. Never hit a breeze before? Well get ready to have them thrown at ur face. Hope ur ready to get chirped cuz this is the only thing people invy are good for.
Girl : hey, what’s the nearest shit hole I can go to to fuck some innocent nice guy?

Answer : invermere, it’s a good place to fuck people up
by F*ckingRightsPal:) December 4, 2018
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femme invisibility

When a lesbian dresses in a traditionally feminine way, many people may assume that she is straight. She may also be told that she is "too pretty to be gay". As a result, she may become invisible to other lesbians because she does not fit the stereotypical "butch" role and/or does not date "butch" women.

What I suffer from on a daily basis.
1: So do you have a boyfriend?

2: No, I'm a lesbian

1: Wow! I would have never guessed!

2: I know, I suffer from femme invisibility
by LipstickHoney November 14, 2012
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